So, you’ve binged all things vampire-related and now you’re thinking, “Hey, why not become a vampire myself?” Whether you’re a fan of the Underworld franchise, classic vampiric lore like Carmilla, or just want a different experience in Oblivion, vampirism is always an option. Is it the best option? Probably not. But hey, it’s an option! If you’re dead set on joining the ranks of the undead, there are a few ways to contract vampirism in Oblivion Remastered.

First off, you could try your luck by encountering and fighting a vampire. It’s a bit of a gamble, but in the heat of battle, there’s a chance the vampire could infect you with Porphyric Hemophilia. Maybe they bite you, maybe they sneeze on you – who really knows? I certainly don’t. But, if you want a guaranteed method to become a vampire, there are some sidequests you can tackle. Vicente Valtieri from the Dark Brotherhood offers vampirism as a reward for completing all his contracts. You could also munch on the Beating Heart from Msirae Faythung in Mehrunes’ Razor or join the Order of the Virtuous Blood in the Imperial City Temple District.

Now, let’s say you’re starting to regret your decision to become a creature of the night. Don’t worry, there’s a way out. The only surefire way to cure vampirism in Oblivion Remastered is through magic. Pay a visit to Raminus Polus at the Arcane University in Imperial City, and he’ll set you on a quest to gather ingredients for a Cure Vampirism Potion. This quest involves a bunch of tasks, including chatting with Count Janus Gassildor of Skingrad and rounding up some Grand Soul Gems. Once you’ve jumped through all the hoops, you’ll still need to fork over some gold for the potion – the price varies depending on your level, so start saving up. Good luck, blood-sucker!

So, if you’re itching for a new gaming experience and fancy a taste of the supernatural, why not give vampirism a shot in Oblivion Remastered? Whether you choose to risk it in a brawl with a vampire or take the safer route through sidequests, becoming a creature of the night is within reach. And if you start to miss the warmth of the sun or the taste of garlic bread, don’t fret – there’s always a way out with a little magic and a hefty price tag. Just remember, being a vampire isn’t all fun and games – but hey, at least you’ll have a killer look with those fangs, right? Happy hunting, night-dwellers!